I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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