I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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