alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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