I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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