In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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