I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You may now shotgun with the bride
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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