I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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