I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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