For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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