i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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