Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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