You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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