like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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