just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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