We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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