Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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