He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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