i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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