Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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