It's just like the Real World with babies
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Shame is for Republicans.
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