He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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