I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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