"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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