new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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