So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It was confusing and full of hummus
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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