I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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