apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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