I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Fuck appropriateness.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
i drank out of a bidet.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Randomize
