im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
someone owes me an orgasm
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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