I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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