your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
false alarm. still invincible.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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