You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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