I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I think people are normalizing furries
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
i out mim tonsoeep
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