ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
