is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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