Can i not drive my cunt home
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
