How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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