Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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