Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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