dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize