16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
im on a boat
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