My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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