I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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