So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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