Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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