I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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