It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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