Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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