Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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