Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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