it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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