this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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