69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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