ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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