he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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